![]() When you binge on high-glycemic foods, it hits your bloodstream and can change the chemical composition of your sweat. Natural, breathable drawers will help keep the air flow flowing so you don’t end up with musky junk. As we now know, moisture breeds bacteria which leads to stink. If there’s no air down there, there’s no way for your sweat to evaporate. Wear Cotton Boxers (Maybe Ditch the Briefs) If you’re not a powder guy, go for a gel with a powder finish, like Manscaped Crop Preserver. Look for talc- and aluminum-free products like Brickell Stay Fresh Body Powder and Chassis Premium Powder. So the trick is sprinkling powder on your nethers before getting dressed (hit the whole area and don’t skip your inner thighs). Now that you’re dry, you want to keep it that way! All balls are going to sweat. If you start dry, you are much more likely to stay dry. To cut down on sweat and bacteria, you really wanna get ahead of dampness. Let Your Sack Dry Completely Before Dressing If you’re avoiding ball stank, you need to give the bros a thorough wash after each and every run. Sweaty balls lead to stink, and it will just get worse unattended. If you’re working up a sweat, your guys are gonna lose their cool, too. Since bacteria multiplies exponentially throughout the day, you want to get that initial count down - this really diminishes how much stinky bacteria can accumulate before the day is done. By washing in the AM, you are resetting the amount of bacteria in your groin region first thing. Make sure to give your guys a good wash in the morning. Here’s how: Give Your Balls a Thorough Wash The solution to smelly balls is chipping away at every part of that equation. Damp plus warm plus bacteria = sweat and a sh*t ton of bacteria. Just like a stinky booty, the reek mostly comes down to sweat and bacteria. Swamp crotch is a lot like the more famous swamp ass. When there’s no air flow, there’s no place for sweat to go. They keep your balls constricted, which means you’re basically hotboxing your crotch. Tighty-whities aren’t just a fashion fail. Red meat, alcohol, junk food and spicy foods can all make you musky. That may not be canon, but there’s evidence that some foods amplify body odors. What’s the old adage: You are what you eat! And if you eat junk, your junk will smell like feet. And if you start your day with a little bacteria down there, you will end your day with exponentially more. And the dark, damp, warm folds of the area are a prime location for bacteria. There’s a lot of surface area for smells to hide. The number one suspect in a stinky sack situation is that cha balls aren’t clean. Other culprits of a stinky sack include: Poor Hygiene Your groin has two types of glands, eccrine and apocrine, and the latter produces your musky smell. On top of that, sweat glands that are particularly dense in the pant tent region. This plus moisture creates one of your body’s hottest spots for odor-causing bacteria and yeast. ![]() When it comes to a stinky sack, the biggest culprits are sweat and folds.īetween your ball folds, the skin rubs against itself causing dead skin cells slough off. Today, we’re talking about how to stop smelly balls: What Causes A Swamp Crotch AKA Smelly Balls? If your, uh, teabag smells like sour milk and you’re eager to eliminate your odor, read on. It simply leaves you with 3 options:Ģ) embrace your stench (iffy, but hey it’s a pandemic)ģ) tame your crotch jungle (easy, practical, life affirming) And in our view, funky junk is no big deal. We’ll just come out and say it: balls stink. How do we put this delicately? You know how sometimes your clankers are stankers? Like, when you’ve got funk in your junk? That thing when your brass smells like ass?
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